Nurse Practitioner - Work here for money and free time.

Job Description Job Description

Come join the number 1 primary care practice located in this exact business park, unless a new business moved in that does what we do, but better than us. Worst case scenario we are top 2. I am going to be honest and see how that works.

My name is Jacob and you should let me give you money to work here. If you like the new thing I am trying you should apply. If you don't like it go work somewhere else for less fun and more soul sucking demands. We at Jemericus try to keep our soul sucking demands to a minimum.

We are looking for a full time Family Nurse Practitioner. Our hours are 7am til 2pm Monday through Friday. Wow, what? Those hours are awesome. I know right. We do not currently pay the most, but we do currently expect the least. We start you out making money, we don't expect you to go build a business and pay us a percentage for the privilege.

Some companies will bring you in and offer more annually, but they will ask you to see triple the patients daily and expect you to go find the patients yourself. This makes the amount of money you can make theoretical. We are offering you money upfront under the assumption that you will do work to make it worth our while. What's 80 percent of 5 patients? If you said "Not enough to pay my bills," you are correct. If you said ".4, but that number will grow with patient acquisition until the number I make is infinity!" Then good job on mathing, and I hope it serves you well as you navigate the world of Multi-Level Marketing.

Our starting goal is 15 patients a day, if you hit that, we are doing well, we are leaving every day feeling accomplished at 2pm. Of course, its not expected off the bat, but it is something we hope to build up to during our training period. Our current set up is excellent for people with families or just people who don't want to spend their days in the office. If you do want to spend your days in the office, by all means, please do so. Hang out if you want, but its not a requirement and you will probably be hanging out alone.

We go and visit our patients in Assisted Living Facilities. We see them, we treat them, we leave to the next facility. Most often our NP's leave the office at 8:30ish and come back between 11 and 12 to finish up their charting and send out orders as needed. Comparatively its a pretty easy day. You should work here, for money. Just to re-iterate, My name is Jacob, I want to give you money in exchange for work.

Requirements:
- Valid certification as a Family Nurse Practitioner
- Current state licensure as an Advanced Practice Registered Nurse (APRN)
- Strong knowledge of human physiology and pathophysiology
- Experience with Assisted Living Facilities is preferred
- Familiarity with Athena electronic medical record system
- Excellent communication skills to effectively interact with patients, families, and healthcare team members
- Ability to work independently as well as collaboratively in a multidisciplinary setting

Job Types: Full-time, Contract

Pay: From $110,000-$130,000 per year

Benefits:

• 401(k)
• Flexible schedule
• Paid time off
• Paid cell phone
• Company Gas Card
• Performance Based Bonus Structure (PBBS?)
• Medical/Dental after 6 Months
• Proximity to Jacob.

Detriments:

• Will have to work for money.
• Have to find hobbies for excessive free time.
• Having to interact more frequently with your families because of excessive free time.
• Proximity to Jacob

Medical Specialty:

• Primary Care

Ability to Relocate:

• Meridian, ID: Relocate before starting work (Required)

Company Description

A Primary Care serving senior adults in assisted living facilities. We value: our patients, our personal time, money. You should work here if you also like those things in a similar order.

Company Description A Primary Care serving senior adults in assisted living facilities. We value: our patients, our personal time, money. You should work here if you also like those things in a similar order.